Perfect for Bean!

iamspenagain · 01-29-2009, 10:51 PM

In fact, he's probably tried some of these recipes.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

Closet Racist · 01-29-2009, 11:56 PM

(Rhetorical question: ) WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET BULK SEMEN???

Cymro · 01-30-2009, 12:16 AM

I've got some lying around.

Closet Racist · 01-30-2009, 12:17 AM

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Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I've got some lying around.

I mean "without tissues".

Bean · 01-30-2009, 12:20 AM

I just woke up and can't think of a good retort. Bastard!

Closet Racist · 01-30-2009, 12:27 AM

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Closet Racist stopped drinking long enough to mumble

(Rhetorical question: ) WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET BULK SEMEN???

Quality Semen Tanks

Cymro · 01-30-2009, 12:49 AM

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Closet Racist stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I mean "without tissues".

It isn't. I like to run experiments to see if changing my diet causes them to behave differently. Do you know how much money I'll get for inventing cancer curing sperm?

Bean · 01-30-2009, 08:27 AM

You are all seriously disturbed individuals....

Sam Cogley · 01-30-2009, 02:56 PM

It took you this long to figure that out?

Bean · 01-30-2009, 05:53 PM

No, I just feel that every once in a while we need a little reminder around here.

01-29-2009, 10:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 494	Perfect for Bean! In fact, he's probably tried some of these recipes. Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

01-29-2009, 11:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,202 View Edit History:	Re: Perfect for Bean! (Rhetorical question: ) WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET BULK SEMEN??? __________________

01-30-2009, 12:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	Re: Perfect for Bean! I've got some lying around. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

01-30-2009, 12:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	Re: Perfect for Bean! I just woke up and can't think of a good retort. Bastard! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-30-2009, 08:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	Re: Perfect for Bean! You are all seriously disturbed individuals.... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

01-30-2009, 02:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Sam Cogley Man-whore Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 486 View Edit History:	Re: Perfect for Bean! It took you this long to figure that out? Last edited by Sam Cogley; 01-31-2009 at 12:17 AM.

01-30-2009, 05:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	Re: Perfect for Bean! No, I just feel that every once in a while we need a little reminder around here. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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