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| Religious Fanatic | It's great except for that constant little worry in the back of my mind that keeps reminding me I only get paid one more time - and even that's mitigated somewhat by the moderate handout I'm getting in the mean time. But do you know what's really shit? Looking for jobs. Not only is filling out application forms extremely dull, but just the simple act of looking for them is like torture. Everything looks incredibly boring, has a ridiculously generic sounding name. Customer Sales Advisor, Customer Service Advisor, Support Worker, Project Co-Ordinator, Sales Executive (which despite the attractive name is usually on a fairly low pay grade), Administrative Officer. Oh and then there's the stuff I'm not qualified for, which is one of the aforementioned with the word "Senior" in front of it, or has one of the words replaced with "Manager". Every time I read one of those I die a little inside.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Forgot to bring booze... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
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![]() | You guys get some kind of unemployment payments? You should, it's quite great!
__________________ "Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches" |
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| Religious Fanatic | Yes: Quote:
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." | |
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| The Awesome One | The trick is to enjoy it for what it is. Sure you have less cash flow for a bit, but you also have one hell of a long weekend.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| Patrons | Around about month 9 you'll start going crazy though.
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Forgot to bring booze... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
Posts: 169
![]() | My bad...in my defense, I think I was hammered...(You should have seen the other shit I wrote to a girl that night!)
__________________ "Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches" |
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| The Awesome One | Dude, that wasn't a girl, it was Sirgets...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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