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Old 11-08-2009, 01:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I actually quite like being unemployed

It's great except for that constant little worry in the back of my mind that keeps reminding me I only get paid one more time - and even that's mitigated somewhat by the moderate handout I'm getting in the mean time. But do you know what's really shit? Looking for jobs. Not only is filling out application forms extremely dull, but just the simple act of looking for them is like torture. Everything looks incredibly boring, has a ridiculously generic sounding name. Customer Sales Advisor, Customer Service Advisor, Support Worker, Project Co-Ordinator, Sales Executive (which despite the attractive name is usually on a fairly low pay grade), Administrative Officer. Oh and then there's the stuff I'm not qualified for, which is one of the aforementioned with the word "Senior" in front of it, or has one of the words replaced with "Manager". Every time I read one of those I die a little inside.
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Default Re: I actually quite like being unemployed

You guys get some kind of unemployment payments? You should, it's quite great!
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Old 11-08-2009, 12:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's great except for that constant little worry in the back of my mind that keeps reminding me I only get paid one more time - and even that's mitigated somewhat by the moderate handout I'm getting in the mean time. But do you know what's really shit? Looking for jobs. Not only is filling out application forms extremely dull, but just the simple act of looking for them is like torture. Everything looks incredibly boring, has a ridiculously generic sounding name. Customer Sales Advisor, Customer Service Advisor, Support Worker, Project Co-Ordinator, Sales Executive (which despite the attractive name is usually on a fairly low pay grade), Administrative Officer. Oh and then there's the stuff I'm not qualified for, which is one of the aforementioned with the word "Senior" in front of it, or has one of the words replaced with "Manager". Every time I read one of those I die a little inside.
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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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Old 11-08-2009, 03:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Default Re: I actually quite like being unemployed

The trick is to enjoy it for what it is. Sure you have less cash flow for a bit, but you also have one hell of a long weekend.
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Default Re: I actually quite like being unemployed

Around about month 9 you'll start going crazy though.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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My bad...in my defense, I think I was hammered...(You should have seen the other shit I wrote to a girl that night!)
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dude, that wasn't a girl, it was Sirgets...
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Old 11-10-2009, 01:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, that wasn't a girl, it was Sirgets...
The difference being...?
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Old 11-10-2009, 04:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nicely done sir.
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