Brikar

Ive gone and locked myself out of my apartment. Roommates are gone, landlord isnt answering. Fuck.

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Tupperfan

Thank god you can still access the internet!

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Bean

Is it possible to break in? I know of at least three ways to break into my house

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--James T. Kirk

Space Goat

Get one of your roommates on the cell, and tell him to get his ass back home!

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Cymro

I've done some pretty amazing self break ins in the past. The trick is to improvise a tool for reaching things; I once spent half an hour trying to get a key off the hook using a broomstick I pushed through a cat flap.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Brikar

One is in New York for the weekend and the other's phone is going straight to voicemail. I ended up staying at a friend's place since he's only about a mile away but I still can't go home. I'm totally making a hide-a-key after this.

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"A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown."

Cymro

I usually hide-a-my keys in my-a-pocket.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

I don't have this issue, as my room mates never seem to leave...

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Arik

I don't have the issue as my apartment only locks from the outside with the key.

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Brikar

Finally reached the landlord and he let me in.

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"A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown."