Let's Welcome Dee, Bunnie And Lyndita!

The Lensman · 09-06-2003, 12:35 AM

Glad to see you here! As is our custom, I'm buyin' the first drink and here's a handful of nickels for the Jukebox. I no longer recall if you get three or five plays for a nickel, only 'Spen can answer that much debated question these days.

Oh, and Eric.....here's your handful of nickels! Excuse our lack of AB etiquette these days!

So for all you new members, here's a toast!

(The Lensman raises his cup, starts to say something, says "Fuck it!" and downs his drink. Goes to the jukebox and put's on some NOFX)

ANARCHY!!!

Deslok · 09-06-2003, 12:53 AM

Deslok climbs up onto the bar and shouts, "Welcome to the AstroBar girls!" then dives off the bar, doing a flip and lands flat on his back. He gets up as if nothing happened and grabs his beer and gulps it down.

"Barkeep... I'll have a..." and with that, Deslok puts his head down on the bar and takes a nap.

Stag · 09-06-2003, 04:17 PM

Welcome ladies, please forgive my friend Deslok, he gets sleepy when he does aerobic stunts, but don't let that fool you, he is full of en-er-gee!!!

So I am fairly new around here myself, but I've been made to feel welcome, so please, order something and play some tunes.

Has anyone seen Cujo or Arik ---

*Stag starts looking around, craning his neck*

I have to give them this briefcase full of cash so I can continue to feel welcome here?

09-06-2003, 12:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Lensman The Original Patron Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Earth, Sol, Milky Way Posts: 269	Glad to see you here! As is our custom, I'm buyin' the first drink and here's a handful of nickels for the Jukebox. I no longer recall if you get three or five plays for a nickel, only 'Spen can answer that much debated question these days. Oh, and Eric.....here's your handful of nickels! Excuse our lack of AB etiquette these days! So for all you new members, here's a toast! (The Lensman raises his cup, starts to say something, says "Fuck it!" and downs his drink. Goes to the jukebox and put's on some NOFX) ANARCHY!!! __________________ Everyone Booze Up And Riot!!! Milk and Cheese

09-06-2003, 12:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Deslok climbs up onto the bar and shouts, "Welcome to the AstroBar girls!" then dives off the bar, doing a flip and lands flat on his back. He gets up as if nothing happened and grabs his beer and gulps it down. "Barkeep... I'll have a..." and with that, Deslok puts his head down on the bar and takes a nap. __________________

09-06-2003, 04:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Welcome ladies, please forgive my friend Deslok, he gets sleepy when he does aerobic stunts, but don't let that fool you, he is full of en-er-gee!!! So I am fairly new around here myself, but I've been made to feel welcome, so please, order something and play some tunes. Has anyone seen Cujo or Arik --- Stag starts looking around, craning his neck I have to give them this briefcase full of cash so I can continue to feel welcome here? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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