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| The Original Patron Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Earth, Sol, Milky Way
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![]() | Sorry, but you sorta slipped in while I wasn't paying attention! Not really your first drink, but it's on me....(The Lensman signals Barkeep) And a hanfull of nickes (Give nickes to Rorshach) Glad to see you here!
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| It's me again | *Stag walks into the bar buck naked and dripping wet from the pool and approaches Lensman* HEY what's with the coins, I didn't get any coins when I first joined the bar dammit. :angry: *Looks around and realizes that not only is he naked but that there are now women in the place, grabs bar rag to cover the appropriate areas* Ooops, sorry ladies, I was just down at the pool and didn't have a swimsuit, so since we're, well were, just guys here, I figured why not? heh, heh. *bends down to gather and put on his clothes which he had previously thrown around in haste to get to the pool* There, that's better. *Now fully dressed, Stag leans his back against the bar* So, what brings you ladies here? B) *leans forward with a devilish look* Would you like some tequila and meet the beaver???
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| regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
Posts: 1,221
![]() | Hey Rorshach, welcome. If you run out of nickles, just punch the side of the jukebox, then make your selection. Now, I'm going to go and pee in the pool, without getting in h34r: |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 132
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Here's some of the other wonderful shit that was there: AnimeFest It was mighty rough being around all those teenage girls dressed like high-priced hookers, but it sure beat being hit on by an out-of-work transexual stripper...WHICH HAPPENED THIS WEEKEND!!! :blink: When well-kept but lantern jawed woman introduced herself as "Lillyanna" I thought "With a name like that she has to be either a transvestite or a topless dancer". I was 3/4 correct.
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New Hamster
Posts: 162
![]() | Wow. Good to know that Trek fans haven't cornered the market on dressing over the top to show off your appreciation for the show you watch. And I see what you mean about the hooker look.... especially the one on the leash.. yummy :P
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