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Old 10-24-2003, 04:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A tumbleweed blows in the front dooor of the bar and rolls out into the back room...
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Old 10-24-2003, 12:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's the barkeep's week off. :unsure:
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Old 10-28-2003, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yes, but I'm back now to save us all from misery!
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I still havent quite figured out what we talk about on this BBS
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Old 10-29-2003, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I still havent quite figured out what we talk about on this BBS
Bean's itchy balls. Cymro's ass. Whatever we want.
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So, Cymro, are yopu back for good??
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Old 10-29-2003, 01:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Arik Peterson+Oct 29 2003, 10:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arik Peterson @ Oct 29 2003, 10:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MaxPower@Oct 28 2003, 11:59 PM
I still havent quite figured out what we talk about on this BBS&nbsp;
Bean's itchy balls. Cymro's ass. Whatever we want. [/b][/quote]
I would like to correct you on that though, you see, it's not actually my balls themselves that are itchy, it's my scrotum.
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Old 10-29-2003, 06:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, that's the same as saying "my stomach's itching", where you should say "the are of skin covering my stomach is itching".

Stag, I was neer really away, so whether or not I'll be back for good depends on my circumstances, i.e. If I feel like it.

MaxPower, if we had anything to discuss here, the bar as weknow it would be dead.
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Originally posted by Bean+Oct 29 2003, 08:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bean @ Oct 29 2003, 08:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
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Bean's itchy balls. Cymro's ass. Whatever we want.
I would like to correct you on that though, you see, it's not actually my balls themselves that are itchy, it's my scrotum. [/b][/quote]
I sit corrected.
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Old 10-30-2003, 01:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, that's the same as saying "my stomach's itching", where you should say "the are of skin covering my stomach is itching".

Stag, I was neer really away, so whether or not I'll be back for good depends on my circumstances, i.e. If I feel like it.

MaxPower, if we had anything to discuss here, the bar as weknow it would be dead.
No, it's not. You see, my scrotum and my testicles, are two seperate "orgams". My Scrotum is in itself, a part of my body, whereas the skin covering my stomahc alsoo covers the rest of my body.
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