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| The Awesome One | A tumbleweed blows in the front dooor of the bar and rolls out into the back room...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| Religious Fanatic | Yes, but I'm back now to save us all from misery!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Astro-Monkey | Quote:
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| The Awesome One | Quote:
[/b][/quote]I would like to correct you on that though, you see, it's not actually my balls themselves that are itchy, it's my scrotum. ![]()
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk | |
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| Religious Fanatic | Yeah, that's the same as saying "my stomach's itching", where you should say "the are of skin covering my stomach is itching". Stag, I was neer really away, so whether or not I'll be back for good depends on my circumstances, i.e. If I feel like it. MaxPower, if we had anything to discuss here, the bar as weknow it would be dead. ![]()
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Astro-Monkey | Quote:
[/b][/quote]I sit corrected.
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| The Awesome One | Quote:
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__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk | |
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