Stag

Well I was driving to work this morning when all of a sudden this guy runs a stop sign and we collide. He bounced off my car and went into a brick fence. Totalling his car. Bastard.

Well my car is not too bad, but I have a concussion, a sore neck and my knee is fucking killing me.

I get a rental so I can drive back and forth to work and it is a miserable piece of garbage. Yecch.

BAH, what a shitty day.

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Arik

So how are you doing now? After my last accident, the problem with me wasn't physical, it was psychological. I couldn't get behind the wheel.

Until they gave me my loaner. Full size 4X4. I was King of the Road again.

At least tell me that the bastard was insured.

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Stag

The knee is fine, but I keep getting these damn headaches from the concussion.

Yeah, the guy appears to have insurance, but who knows...

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Cymro

I'm still waiting for my bike repair money off those irresponsible dickheads who got their dog run over. My insurance is third party, fire and theft only, because I can live without the bike, but the bastards still deserve to pay.

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