I Am The Life Of The Astrobar

Cymro · 10-28-2003, 10:41 PM

Ladies & Drunkenmen, it has come to my attention that this place died when I was away. My simplistic sense of logic, coupled with my Axl Rose-sizer ego has not only lead me to the conclusion that I am the life of the Astrobar, but also that this post is worth something.

This is what happens when I am bored.

Stag · 10-29-2003, 06:55 PM

Who would think that the Astrobar's life energy would originate in Wales??

You are the internet's equivalent of CPR.

Cymro · 10-30-2003, 12:53 AM

Yeah, or one of those cool Heart-Zap thingies.

I wish I had a pair of those...

Bean · 10-30-2003, 01:04 AM

Well, "simplistic" and "ego" are definitley two words I would use often when describing you anyways...

Cymro · 10-30-2003, 01:09 AM

How dare you besmerch me!

Bean · 10-30-2003, 01:14 AM

Because I'm so good at besmerching

Cymro · 10-30-2003, 01:26 AM

Not as good as me, you stoopid gayfag!

Sirgets · 10-31-2003, 04:51 PM

Gayfag!!!! Is there such a thing as a straight fag !!!!! :huh:

Stag · 10-31-2003, 05:05 PM

What's a quif?

Cymro · 11-02-2003, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sirgets@Oct 31 2003, 05:51 PM
Gayfag!!!! Is there such a thing as a straight fag !!!!! :huh:

Yeah, the kind you smoke, dumbass!

10-28-2003, 10:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Ladies & Drunkenmen, it has come to my attention that this place died when I was away. My simplistic sense of logic, coupled with my Axl Rose-sizer ego has not only lead me to the conclusion that I am the life of the Astrobar, but also that this post is worth something. This is what happens when I am bored. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-29-2003, 06:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Who would think that the Astrobar's life energy would originate in Wales?? You are the internet's equivalent of CPR. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-30-2003, 12:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yeah, or one of those cool Heart-Zap thingies. I wish I had a pair of those... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-30-2003, 01:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Well, "simplistic" and "ego" are definitley two words I would use often when describing you anyways... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-30-2003, 01:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	How dare you besmerch me! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-30-2003, 01:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Because I'm so good at besmerching __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

10-30-2003, 01:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Not as good as me, you stoopid gayfag! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-31-2003, 04:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	Gayfag!!!! Is there such a thing as a straight fag !!!!! :huh: __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

10-31-2003, 05:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	What's a quif? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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