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Old 11-09-2003, 04:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Barkeep! Make a giant bananna split.

•Barkeep gives Dax a bananna split then Dax dumps it on top of Bean's head•

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Old 11-09-2003, 05:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*Bean, being totally and utterly confused, continues to sip his drink calmly, with a bewildered look on his face...*
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Old 11-09-2003, 09:37 PM   #3 (permalink)
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*Cujo drops a cherry on top of Bean's head. Then grabs a hot fresh apple pie (don't ask me how it got there) off the bar and shoves it in Sirgets' face.*

That was fun.
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Old 11-10-2003, 12:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*Sirgets wipes off his glasses and licks his lips8

mmmm apple i love apple!!!

*Sirgets grabs the bottle of pickeled eggs off the bar and dumps them onto dax*
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Old 11-10-2003, 12:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*Monkey dives behind a table*

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*sound of crickets chirping*

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.... man this blows.... *tosses some Atlantic Canadian Steak(Bologna) at Bean*
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Old 11-10-2003, 03:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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*Stag walks into the bar and sees food flying, shrugs, digs into his bag of mashed potatoes that he happened to be carrying and starts throwing them like snowballs*
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Old 11-10-2003, 11:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*hides behind bar to keep food-stuff from getting onto my keyboard.
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Old 11-11-2003, 04:40 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dax smelling like pickeled eggs launches a handful of spaghetti at Sirgets.
Sirgets ducks and the spaghetti hits Cymro in the face.
Just for fun Dax starts chucking bacon at Bean.
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Old 11-11-2003, 05:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Cymro hoses down the bar with a giant tank full of leek soup.
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Old 11-11-2003, 08:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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*Sirgets dives behind the bar and finds Arik with his back to him.Seeing his chance grabs a giant piece of pepperoni and cranks Arik in the back of the head and runs to the bathroom with Ariks keyboard*
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