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Old 11-14-2003, 12:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I just got done talking with my friend adam. He informed me that he lost his car!!! I asked how??? He said the damn RCMP took it away!!! I know what you are thinking, i was thinking the same thing. Turns out he had no insurance and in this day and age this is a needed thing. Well the police did not think adam should be driving without insurace, Which most of us his friends totally agree with. So they took his car from him. They also gave him a nice piece of paper to go along with the loss of his car. On this piece of paper there were numbers. They looked like this $600.00 payable to your local court or police station. Yes thats right ladies and gentlemen by trying to save a few bucks on his motor vehicle insurance he not only lost his car but he also lost a paycheck or two. Now what can we learn from this event. 2 things,always have insurance and always ask to see adam's insurance papers when deciding to take a ride with him.
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Old 11-14-2003, 12:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*laughing* ... dear god.. it was bound to happen...

poor fucker
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Old 11-14-2003, 01:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm gonna hazard a guess and assume it was Kane right?
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Bean, your deductive skills are comparable to that of Sherlock Holmes himself
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Old 11-14-2003, 01:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Boy, that Adam...he's always getting himself into sticky situations...
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That reminds me of what happened to my friend Bryan: He didn't get a bill for his insurance, so it didn't get paid, and they took that to mean that he wasn't gonna pay... ever... and cancelled his insurance. When he found out, he took a ride down to the company offices to explain and get his insurance back.

He got pulled over for speeding on the way. So because he had no insurance when he was pulled over, he had to go to court.

Unfortunately, his court date was smack in the middle of a three-week period he was to be doing maneuvers in his army unit out in California. So he mailed a copy of his orders to the court, requesting a new court date.

He got a reply with a new court date, and went off to the army.

Several days after he got back, he was out on a date when his father called me looking for him. I told him he was out on a date at the movies. HIs father went to the theatre, and was waiting outside when Bryan emerged with his date. In his hand was a warrant for Bryan's arrest for missing the court date.

Man was he pissed... ruined date, higher insurance costs, warrant for his arrest...
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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holy shit
now that is fucked up !!!!
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Hmmmm.... maybe I should get insurance.... FAST!
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