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12-21-2003, 02:39 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 758
   |  Why? Why do I feel compelled to post something after coming home from the bar drunker than that damned Beaver? Its like I have no choice. Something I have to do. I can't just be happy that I got some girl's number. No........ I gotta post some dumb ass rambling shit before I eventually pass out (hopefully in my bed). Do I think that it will help me sober up? Nah... Do I just not want to go to bed? umm... maybe... Is it that I just love you guys soooo much? ...well... not really... (ok, maybe just Dax and her boobs) Do I just not think straight and think at 3:15am that posting is the best idea I've ever come up with? ...yep... I think thats the winner. So in conclusion... I know not of what I post, yet I must because its too fun not too. Just wait till I read this shit when I'm sober... I'll probably laugh my ass off. Then count the typos. :P *Smack!* *Cujo passes out on his keyboard*
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12-22-2003, 01:29 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| heh heh heh. Man am I gonna tease the shit out of you on msn...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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12-25-2003, 08:18 AM
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| The Original Patron  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Earth, Sol, Milky Way
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| Is alright Cujo. I've got more than my share of posts here done under the influence, more than you might think. I share that same sense of mysticfication at why I feel that need when fucked up. I think I can offer some sort of answer, thought it's only a theory: You're just that much of a fuckin' patron man!!!! It's in your blood as much as that swill you downed befor you put fingers to keyboard. Just go with it man, go with it!!!! :lol:
__________________  Everyone Booze Up And Riot!!! Milk and Cheese |
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12-25-2003, 09:46 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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 | Heh, Irish Cream Liquers, beer, wine, whiskey....I love Xmas. Your Missiletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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12-27-2003, 01:21 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| How do you think I first FOUND the bar? It was a heavily alcohol induced search 
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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01-03-2004, 05:07 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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 | Why? why not? What else is therto do at 3 AM when you're drunk? Besdes, you just come here so you can see my boobs! (.)(.)
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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01-05-2004, 02:24 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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01-06-2004, 06:32 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" | |
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01-08-2004, 05:19 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" | |
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