Stag

*Stag walks into the bar, clicks on the light and trips over a drooling, snoring, passed out beaver with a Santa hat on*

Hmmmph, little, miserable fuzzy fucker, out cold again. Oh well, hope you had a happy new year you little bastard.

Hey...anyone here...barkeep...anyone? I'm back from vacation. It's me...Stag...

...Lens, Bean, Cujo...anyone here???

*Stag leans out the side door*

Arik, Sirgets...you out by the pool???

*Stag cracks open the men's room door*

Cymro...you in there?

*The smell causes Stag to wrinkle his nose and shut the door. He walks around to the back of the bar, lines up 8 shot glasses, fills them with tequila, places each one in front of an empty bar stool, throws some money into the register and comes around and sits on a bar stool*

This ought to get someone into this place...all I have to do is wait...Hmmm, kinda quiet and creepy...I need music...

*Walking over to the jukebox, after dropping in some money and punching in a couple of selections*

Heh, heh, heh...the usual crowd probably won't like this, but since I am all alone, it is Van Morrison for the next hour

*Stag sits on a stool near the tequila, grabs a napkin and a pencil and begins to doodle*

Heh, heh, heh....I bet Dax's boobies look like this...

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Arik

Yeah, it's been slow for a while...

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Daxie

•Daxie hears tequila pouring into a shot glass and the sudden sound of music breaking the silence. She crawls out from under a table, staggers her way to the bar where she peers over Stags shoulder and takes in the doodling•

Here, do you need a life image to draw your picture?

•Dax rips open her top. Stag falls off his barstool and lays on the floor drooling while staring up at Dax's boobs•

•Dax grabs a shotglass of tequilla, slams it down, shoots a dirty look at the jukebox and crawls back under the table to pass out again•

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Stag

*Stag looking up from the floor at Dax starts reciting Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners*

Hummina...hummina...hummina...I'm gonna need more paper!!!

*Stag gets up off the floor and takes a shot of tequila*

I needed that!!

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley