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01-10-2004, 02:47 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
  |  I'm BACK! After a brief internet shortage, I have returned. UPDATES: I'm getting promoted soon. I'll be getting my own store a few hours away from here. My kids stll rock!  I have lots of money thanks to the Xmas commission plan at work I like cheese. I had a great New Years, except for the messy carpet incident. My scrotum is STILL itchy!!!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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01-10-2004, 04:21 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Yes, Welcome Sack. So are you moving?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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01-11-2004, 02:58 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Yes I'm moving. It's just far enough away to make commutiing impractical.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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01-13-2004, 04:07 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
 | Well, I think the butter isn't helping much. So.... how's your medical coverage?
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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01-13-2004, 07:12 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| I already asked my eployer if my medical plan covers an itchy scrotum. He threatened to fire me for sexual harrassment. 
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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01-13-2004, 08:08 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
| You know what makes me laugh -- Have you seen the infomercial for the hair removal product called --- NADS Can you believe someone named their product that, what a riot!!
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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