Stag

...if you had one wish that you could do anything with, what would it be?

Personally, I would probably ask for unlimited wealth for myself.
(I'm shallow that way)

I figure if I had unlimited wealth I could...

...cure some social ills
...hire doctors to cure any personal ills I may have
...lengthen my penis even more
...buy the women I would want to be with
...build my own starship
...fund an actual Astrobar
...put all of you on huge salaries so that all we needed to worry about would be how we were going to waste our day away
...actually have enough money to get Daxie to show me her tits
...develop a cure for Bean's itchies

And you...?

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Bean

Unlimited cheese...

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Stag

...and cake. I like cake.

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Bean

A Bimbo dispenser...

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--James T. Kirk

Brikar

I like the wealth, thing, myself...

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Stag

I'm sensing some sort of popular infomercial here...

"New from Ron Popeil ...The Bimbo Dispenser"

Ron, tell me about your new Bimbo Dispenser--

--Well Stag you see...

...it's so easy. Simply set the hair color you like ... personally, I like light hair, so I'll select blonde...OK, now turn the complexion timer to your preference setting. You really ahve so many choices... from elfin white to hot latina to chocolate thunder. Next choose the breast size ... I'm picking major league yaboos, which is the default setting, but you can select perky, as well as anything in between. Press the start button and wait the required time, and....

There you go, perfect bimbo everytime. So anytime you're hankering for a bimbo, remember...

<everyone>

Just set it ... and forget it!!

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Sirgets

LMFAO!!!!

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Daxie

Yeh... good thing you'll have all that money, you'll be able to have one of those emergancy defibu... defeber... defiba... heart shock machines on stand-by when that happens!

And oh! With the money that Stag pays me to show him my tits... I'll have enough to buy my own private tropical island, a leer jet, a house in Italy (for the rainy season at the island) and a nice bankroll to boot!

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>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Stag

Get the money first...I'm older than most of the rest of the bar members, I may not make it through...

*clutching left side of chest (mine not yours)*

..Elizabeth...it's the big one..I'm comin' to see ya'...

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Cymro

Well, the obvious one wish is to be able to grant my self multiple wishes.

Failing that, control over the passage of time around me would be nice. Do somethin you regret, rewind it, bored, freeze it and find some mischeif, broke, go to the cash machine as many times as you like ithout changing your balance

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