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Old 01-29-2004, 06:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Damn!! I didn't know WMD stood for Whale of Mass Destruction.

Thar' She Blows !!

Lesson learned, don't keep your sperm whale in the sun...
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Old 01-30-2004, 03:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.
And for a while, no woman in Taipei will be satisfied.
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Old 01-30-2004, 05:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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And I don't even want to know what they mean by experience the size of the penis!
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Old 01-30-2004, 01:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Think --- firemen sliding down a pole.
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Think --- firemen sliding down a pole.
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