Drinks...on Me...i'm Celebratin'

Stag · 02-05-2004, 08:17 PM

HEY EVERYONE, C'MON UP TO THE BAR!!!!

It is time to celebrate!!!! And I am paying.

Over the past three months I have been interviewing within my company for a new position (anyone remember my 6am job interview I posted about here back in December) and I just found out that I got the job!!!

Wahooo!!! I will now be a project manager on one of a handful of teams that will tour the country and analyze how my company operates and find ways to eliminate redundant and non-value added tasks from what the workers do on a daily basis.

One of the 'tools' we will be using is something called Lean Six Sigma. This has been around for a bit of time but truly for my company it is cutting edge stuff which involves a lot of technology, statistics and data analysis.

The training I will have to go through is pretty rigorous and spans many months before I get my certification. But I am psyched. I will be on the road between 30 and 50% of the year.

However, they are allowing me to work 'virtually' from home when I am not on the road and will be hooking me up with high speed net access, phone, fax, etc... AND a fat ass pay raise. I can finally pay off some debts from my divorce and live life a little large.

Arik · 02-05-2004, 08:52 PM

Congratulations!

Care to make a donation to the Bar?

Sirgets · 02-05-2004, 09:40 PM

congrats man i have some debts you could pay of for me to if you like

Cymro · 02-06-2004, 10:23 PM

Yeah, and you can get me one of those mail order brides too

Daxie · 02-08-2004, 05:01 AM

WOO-HOO! Congrats Stag! Way to go!

I won't ask you for money to help me get out of my debts... but can you get me a job with good pay in your company so I can pay off my credit cards?

Stag · 02-12-2004, 01:12 AM

my debts come first and then we'll see...first one to show me the boobs gets some greenbacks

Bean · 02-14-2004, 01:10 PM

I told you before, I get first dibs on Daxies boobs!

Cymro · 02-14-2004, 01:38 PM

If I pig out at KFC and get really fat, will my man boobs do?

Stag · 02-14-2004, 03:25 PM

Hmmmm...it may, it may at that

Daxie · 02-15-2004, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cymro@Feb 14 2004, 09:38 AM
If I pig out at KFC and get really fat, will my man boobs do?

EEEWWWWW! Man Boobs! YUCK!

...and what is the purpose of nipples on a man anyways?

02-05-2004, 08:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	HEY EVERYONE, C'MON UP TO THE BAR!!!! It is time to celebrate!!!! And I am paying. Over the past three months I have been interviewing within my company for a new position (anyone remember my 6am job interview I posted about here back in December) and I just found out that I got the job!!! Wahooo!!! I will now be a project manager on one of a handful of teams that will tour the country and analyze how my company operates and find ways to eliminate redundant and non-value added tasks from what the workers do on a daily basis. One of the 'tools' we will be using is something called Lean Six Sigma. This has been around for a bit of time but truly for my company it is cutting edge stuff which involves a lot of technology, statistics and data analysis. The training I will have to go through is pretty rigorous and spans many months before I get my certification. But I am psyched. I will be on the road between 30 and 50% of the year. However, they are allowing me to work 'virtually' from home when I am not on the road and will be hooking me up with high speed net access, phone, fax, etc... AND a fat ass pay raise. I can finally pay off some debts from my divorce and live life a little large. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

02-05-2004, 08:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	Congratulations! Care to make a donation to the Bar? __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

02-05-2004, 09:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	congrats man i have some debts you could pay of for me to if you like __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

02-06-2004, 10:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yeah, and you can get me one of those mail order brides too __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

02-08-2004, 05:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	WOO-HOO! Congrats Stag! Way to go! I won't ask you for money to help me get out of my debts... but can you get me a job with good pay in your company so I can pay off my credit cards? __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

02-12-2004, 01:12 AM	#6 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	my debts come first and then we'll see...first one to show me the boobs gets some greenbacks __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

02-14-2004, 01:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I told you before, I get first dibs on Daxies boobs! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

02-14-2004, 01:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	If I pig out at KFC and get really fat, will my man boobs do? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

02-14-2004, 03:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Hmmmm...it may, it may at that __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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