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Old 02-17-2004, 02:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jenny's number, now up for grabs...

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I thought it was funny, especially since the Cingular ad where the woman didn't want to lose "the most famous number in history".

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Old 02-17-2004, 11:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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$200,000 for a fuckin' phone number that you are probably gonna get cranks on every time that song plays somewhere in the US.

If all these people are willing to pay that much money for that number, they ought to be thrown some extra cash at the Astrobar an buy a few rounds.

Yeah!!

But in the meantime...

"..Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to...867-5309...867-5309..."
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Old 02-17-2004, 12:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't get it.
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Old 02-17-2004, 01:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It was a song back in the '80's.
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Old 02-17-2004, 06:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Then why haven't I heard it at work?
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Old 02-17-2004, 06:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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OK, everybody lets sing...

*guitar starts playing, band joins in*

Jenny Jenny who can I turn to
you give me something I can hold on to
now you think I'm like the others before
who saw you name and number on the wall

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

Jenny Jenny your the girl for me
you don't know me, but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost the nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed

Jenny I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

I got it, I got it, I got your number on the wall
I got it, I got it, for a good time, for a good time call

Jenny dont change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I got your number
867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309, 867-5309

Jenny who can I turn to
for advice and all the time I can always turn to you
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What happened??? The bid was $200,000 this morning????
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It was actually over $500,000 when I first found it. Looks like eBay's been weeding out fraudulant bids...

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Old 02-17-2004, 07:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Feel bad for the seller --


HOLY CRAP, someone's bidding $500 large for my phone number, oh wait $200 large, wait $80 grand, wait $1.75 Canadian...damn, reserve not met.
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Urban Legends

Just some more information on the hell on earth that song created.
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