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Old 02-22-2004, 09:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Imagine making a natural telescope more powerful than any other telescope currently operating. Then imagine using it to view closer to the edge of a black hole where its mouth is like a jet that forms super-hot charged particles and spits them millions of light-years into space. The task would seem to take one to the edge of no-return, a violent spot four billion light-years from Earth. That place is called a quasar named PKS 1257-326. Its faint twinkle in the sky is given the more catchy name of a 'blazar', meaning it is a quasar that varies dramatically in brightness, and may mask an even more mysterious, inner black hole of enormous gravitational power.
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The new technique promises researchers the ability to resolve details about 10 microarcseconds across - equivalent to seeing a sugar cube on the Moon, from Earth.
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Old 02-22-2004, 11:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I do, and if I catch any of you nerds reading a science book, I'll tear you a new athsma hole!
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Old 02-23-2004, 12:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Regarding Dr. Hawking, this should put it in perspective...

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His new book..."A Brief History of Abuse"
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 02-23-2004, 01:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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