Sirgets

Top Ways Canada Could Beat America in a War:

12. Provided that "war" means "log-rolling," then it's a done deal.

11. If America invades first, Canadians paint their towns red and put up signs reading "Hell." Hey, it worked in "High Plains Drifter."

10. Canadians demoralize Americans by parachuting 250,000,000 copies of the John Candy classic "Canadian Bacon" into the U.S.

9. War is waged using the official Risk board-game rules -- both armies get one brigade for every square mile of territory currently held.

8. Canadians go back in time to fight the War of 1812, but bring surface-to-surface missiles, just to be sure.



7. Insert Olympic hockey joke here.

6. Canadians engage the help of other world powers by telling them all the nasty stuff the Americans have been saying about them, especially the French.

5. During American Thanksgiving, about an hour after dinner and just as the turkey begins to make everyone sleepy, Canadians attack.

4. Canadians insist that the final tally of battles won is to be interpreted like a golf score -- lowest wins!

3. All combatants who can't spell "Saskatchewan" are blindfolded.

2. Since James Cameron is Canadian, Canada calls dibs on the TX.

and i leave the number one reason to you guys to come up with .

Deslok

#1 William Shatner becomes prime minister

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Bean

We'd cork our guns

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Sirgets

Because we would have Don Cherry as our leader

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iamspenagain

1.) Canada calls in its Mountie reservists.

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Space Goat

Howard Dean becomes the President.

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