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Old 03-11-2004, 02:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK, how young would you consider dating.

Personally, any woman who is in the early 20s would be stretching it for me. I prefer someone who has a little life experience that I could chat with. Having said that, if she was 20 and a not little biscuit, I'd be game for it.

How about you?
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Err...couldn't these be in one topic?

The age range I typically look for is 18-25. Although, I'm not playing the field until I get a job.

That'll probably get ratcheted up a little bit. I haven't actually gone out with anyone that young since I was that young, and I'm not sure how I'd feel about it (my two sisters are on either side of that '18' number).

Then again, you're only young once, right?
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Old 03-11-2004, 05:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Arik Peterson@Mar 11 2004, 01:27 PM
Err...couldn't these be in one topic?
Yeah I guess it could have been.

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Old 03-11-2004, 11:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When I was in my early thirties I was tag-teaming two sisters of 19 and 18...just not worth it. Of late I've been banging an Italian woman of 54 who looks like she's in her mid thirties...experienced, past menopause, no kids, no baggage, no jealousy, kinky as hell. I'll never go back to pre-drinking aged chicks, ever.
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I don't think I'd go younger than 18 or 19. I'm nearing 22.
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I don't think I'd go younger than 18 or 19. I'm nearing 22.
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12 is the limit for me guys, any younger would be morally wrong
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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You can just drink till they look 18.
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I can't say I like to fuck with anyone under 19, if they're of school age, then I'll leave them alone. I think one of the most disgusting things i've seen happen is that intelligent girls aged 13-18 have their lives ruined by unemployed criminal assholes who're far older than them.
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