Stag

...c'mon, everyone into the bar. I'm buying ALL NIGHT LONG. Top shelf liquor too.

We need to blow off some steam.

*STAG tears off his shirt and starts dancing on the bar top*

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Daxie

•Dax whips out a dollar bill and waves it at Stag•

WOO-HOO BABY! DANCE FOR MAMMA!

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cymro

*Cymro lights up a special, sips on gin and juice, and lies back in his Black Leather Recliner.

He throws a shoe at the jukebox, and it miraculously starts to play some Nirvana. Cymro enjoys his special, before Lensman comes in and fucking steals it from him*

Lensman: Quit bogarting that joint, Cymro

Cymro: Fine, but gimme one of those cigars, and Barkeep, get Lensman a drink, make it snappy, and put it on my tab.
Ah, this is what the bar's about, relaxing in our own drunken comeradery.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

*Stag takes the dollar from Daxie, sticks it in his waistband, jumps off the bar, twirls Daxie away from the bar, puts his left hand on her shoulder and starts danicng for her*

Gidde-yup Daxie....!!!

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley