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Old 03-22-2004, 01:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Story and image.

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March 20, 2004 --  Virgin Atlantic Airways yesterday flushed plans to install a urinal shaped like a woman's mouth at its new executive clubhouse at Kennedy Airport.

On the day a press conference was called by the National Organization of Women to denounce the urinals, Virgin Customer Service VP John Riordan announced the British airline was canning its plans.

Riordan, who said earlier this week he expected the response to be "very positive" after the design was unveiled, issued an apology.

"Everyone at Virgin Atlantic was very sorry to hear of people's concerns about the design of the 'Kisses' urinals to be fitted into our clubhouse at JFK Airport," Riordan said in a statement.

"We can assure everyone who complained to us that no offense was ever intended. The urinals themselves were the idea of a female designer and we were therefore surprised by the reaction."
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Old 03-22-2004, 02:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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...the hell?
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Old 03-23-2004, 05:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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and here I was going to have one installed in my bathroom!
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Old 03-25-2004, 11:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I dunno. I think I'd have a hard time going in one.
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Old 03-29-2004, 01:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Here's the site for the company that designed 'em:

http://www.bathroom-mania.com/urinoir/kisses.html
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So would you use a breath mint or a toilet mint at the drain?
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So would you use a breath mint or a toilet mint at the drain?
That was bad, man
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