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07-17-2003, 05:53 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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 |  Don't get married. 
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-17-2003, 12:39 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
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__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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07-17-2003, 10:11 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk | |
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07-17-2003, 10:46 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." | ||
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07-18-2003, 10:24 AM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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You see, the itchiness on your nuts, and indeed your cock is caused by the rough hair that grows on them, so to stop this, you must remove thee hair. Just don't let it grow back, because the stubble is unbearable
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." | |
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