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Old 04-16-2004, 12:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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And may the taxman not visit you for another year...
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Old 04-16-2004, 12:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I paid a whopping $11 this year.
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Old 04-16-2004, 12:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm getting back --- ahh the joys of itemizing your deductibles.
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Old 04-16-2004, 12:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got back. The joys of making so little that the IRS actually feels sorry for you.
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh, providing we send in our forms early, our government does our taxes for us. Mind you, I'd expect them to, the amount we pay them.
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Old 04-16-2004, 02:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm getting back somewhere around 3000. Of course, I'll never see the cheque as it'll go straight from Tax Canada to Student Loans. *Sigh* ahh, the transgressions of youth.
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm getting an amazing 17 dollar return. I think I might go out to lunch when the check comes.
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Im getting about 100.00 back ......ill not see it either though damn bills
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At least you'll get the joy of cashing the cheque. I won't even get a cheque. All they send me is a receipt from Canada Student Loan thanking me for my payment.
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Old 04-16-2004, 08:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Bean, can you at least write off all that fucking melted butter you use to relieve your itchy sack?
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