For You Budding Attorneys Out There...

Stag · 04-16-2004, 12:50 PM

Cases you don't want to take...

D'Oh!!

Arik · 04-16-2004, 12:57 PM

I dunno... it'd require a lot of on-scene investigation...billed to the client, of course.

Cymro · 04-16-2004, 01:34 PM

Plus some other similar venues, in the name of justice

Arik · 04-16-2004, 01:52 PM

Well, of course. You need to compare the 'reckless behavior' with other, similar clubs, to become an expert on the situation. B)

Bean · 04-16-2004, 02:40 PM

And of course you'd have to "interview" witnesses. Which would require a private atmosphere.

Cymro · 04-16-2004, 05:56 PM

And a bed, incase you need a "nap". Plus some smokes for after.

Sirgets · 04-16-2004, 06:24 PM

LMAO !!!!!!

Nips · 04-20-2004, 01:43 AM

Guess he shouldn't of been sittin so damn close -- fucking retard!! Everyone knows you have to keep a legs length away from the one's on the pole...

Geeeezzzzzz

uch:

:huh:

Cymro · 04-20-2004, 06:29 PM

I didn't know that....

Maybe the guy was a midget.

Gitch · 04-20-2004, 10:48 PM

Surely that would only work if she is a midget?

:bellydance:

04-16-2004, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Cases you don't want to take... D'Oh!! __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

04-16-2004, 12:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	I dunno... it'd require a lot of on-scene investigation...billed to the client, of course. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

04-16-2004, 01:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Plus some other similar venues, in the name of justice __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-16-2004, 01:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	Well, of course. You need to compare the 'reckless behavior' with other, similar clubs, to become an expert on the situation. B) __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

04-16-2004, 02:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	And of course you'd have to "interview" witnesses. Which would require a private atmosphere. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

04-16-2004, 05:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	And a bed, incase you need a "nap". Plus some smokes for after. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-16-2004, 06:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	LMAO !!!!!! __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

04-20-2004, 01:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nips Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 67	Guess he shouldn't of been sittin so damn close -- fucking retard!! Everyone knows you have to keep a legs length away from the one's on the pole... Geeeezzzzzz uch: :huh:

04-20-2004, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I didn't know that.... Maybe the guy was a midget. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

04-20-2004, 10:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Surely that would only work if she is a midget? :bellydance: __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

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