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07-18-2003, 01:31 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
  |  Yep, today is my birthday... another year older; another year closer to death. What did I do for my brithday you ask... went to work and going to bed early... woo-hoo. Ah well, just another day to me... getting older sucks. |
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07-18-2003, 03:42 AM
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| regruntled and reemployed  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer
Posts: 1,221
 | Awwww Dax! Don't be depressed. Yeah, getting older sucks, but now you can laugh at young people :lol: I refuse to act my age, 'cause it's just acting. Young minds live longer, you're just more experienced that's all. Happy birthday, remember to start subtracting a year from your age instead of adding to it from now on.
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07-18-2003, 03:51 AM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
Posts: 2,304
   | Well, I moved this to 'the bar' so we can use it as an excuse to get drunk. Barkeep! All drinks on the Lensman!
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07-18-2003, 07:01 AM
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| The Original Patron  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Earth, Sol, Milky Way
Posts: 269
| Glad to see that I've got a drink lined up! I'm literally drunk having just gotten back from a bar. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAX!!!!! Eh...don't worry about the whole age thing. Just have fun and fuck everything else!
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07-18-2003, 10:28 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  | |
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07-18-2003, 04:28 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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07-18-2003, 04:29 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 758
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*Cujo take Dax into the back VIP room of the bar & proceeds to give her a lapdance*
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07-19-2003, 02:06 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Well that just cheered me up some  Hey Visitor are you next to give me a lap dance? :nuke: | ||
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07-24-2003, 11:05 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| *Upon hearing what's been going on, the beaver turns and flees from the bar*
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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