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| It's me again | Just curious? What is the worst thing you have ever smelled? For me, early in my career I had to write an suto appraisal on a car where a guy blew his brains out with a shotgun. The car was locked up with the windows closed in a junk yard where it sat for about a month in July or August. Not to mention that there were some holes in the roof that allowed water in to the car. When I opened the door, the stank hit me like a ton of bricks---ugh.
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| Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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![]() | I picked up a bottle of suspiciosly cloudy bacterial growth medium from the supposedly sterile media kitchen at work. Being the good microbiologist that I am (read dumb and impressionable!) I gave a sniff to see if it was contaminated... My stomach did a full 360 and only frantic swallowing stopped me from projectile vomiting across the lab. If I had done it straight after lunch I would have definately geeched over the bench. That smell will live with me until the day I die...
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| AKA SIRGETS | I use to work in a bottle redemtion centre and i worked on the converyer belt that fed all the bottles to the compacting machine. Well when people pick up bottles from the side of the road they never think to look at whats inside.....one of the bottle had a dead mouse in it ....i have never smelt anything that bad in my life ....i dry heaved for the whole day
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| Patrons | Holy geez Stag! What kind of work do you do? Just the site of that would make me retch let alone the smell! For me it's a tie... When I worked as a cook, we "lost" about 20 pounds of Mahi. 2 weeks later the kitchen manager found it in the walk-in under a shelf. It was sealed in a lexan and had marinade on it. When he opened the lexan, I turned around and started puking in the nearest trash can. A couple of the other cooks that were standing there at the time said my face instantly turned white. The other smell is something I smell every summer. We have a trash burning plant (where they also burn the road kill at), the Purina dog chow plant, and the sewer facillity all in the same area. When summer hits, it's the worst smell ever. The locals of Columbus call it "the southside stench". On top of that, the city is trying to get approval to build a tire burning plant in that area too.
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| It's me again | Hmmm, another case of life imitating, well...life http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/0....ap/index.html
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| Patrons | People just don't have any sense!
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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