Cymro, you lucky dog...

Stag · 05-10-2004, 06:05 PM

Ahhh, to be young and live in the UK...

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_ne...212734,00.html

Cymro · 05-10-2004, 07:24 PM

Sirgets · 05-11-2004, 03:47 AM

Daxie · 05-11-2004, 07:06 AM

Hmmm.... I can see some problems coming from this.

Some student will try to say some teacher kept him/her after class to "discuss" oral sex techniques.

I can also see that some girl may try to say a boy forced her to do oral sex on him directly following a class on the subject.

And of course, there's the ol' "the school's encouraging children to have sex" thing from the parents.

I don't know... maybe that's only junk that happens in America. Everybody's so sue-happy around here.

Although, I do have to question, will the teachers include HIV and AIDS in their lessons on oral sex, as you can get HIV/AIDS through oral sex.

Anyways, I just know when I was that age, it was embarrassing enough to sit in class and learn about having a period, erections, vaginas and penis' and stuff like that. I probably would have died from embarrassment if they threw oral sex into the mix.... those poor kids.

Bean · 05-11-2004, 03:09 PM

I think I would have died laughing if our sex education teacher (also our English teacher) would have sat us all down in class and gone over the techniques of oral sex....

Cymro · 05-11-2004, 06:23 PM

My sex education teacher was fit. I wouldn't have minded staying behind after a lesson with her

Bean · 05-11-2004, 07:14 PM

Not mine, mine was one of those 30 something bachelorettes that will probably end up dying alone. You know, one of those ones that isn't quite ugly, but not quite pretty either, just sorta creepy.

Stag · 05-12-2004, 12:16 PM

Cym's hot for teacher

Sirgets · 05-13-2004, 04:13 AM

hmm i love that song hot for teacher!!!!

Cymro · 05-13-2004, 05:23 PM

Haven't heard it, but I don't like Van Halen.

I wonder if I can track that one down acctually...I've got a great pick up line:

"Hi, Miss, Remember me? I was wondering if you'd like to see what you think of the skills you tought me....Wanna come to my place and give me some home schooling?"

05-10-2004, 06:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Cymro, you lucky dog... Ahhh, to be young and live in the UK... http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_ne...212734,00.html __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

05-10-2004, 07:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Lol __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-11-2004, 03:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	Omg __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

05-11-2004, 07:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Hmmm.... I can see some problems coming from this. Some student will try to say some teacher kept him/her after class to "discuss" oral sex techniques. I can also see that some girl may try to say a boy forced her to do oral sex on him directly following a class on the subject. And of course, there's the ol' "the school's encouraging children to have sex" thing from the parents. I don't know... maybe that's only junk that happens in America. Everybody's so sue-happy around here. Although, I do have to question, will the teachers include HIV and AIDS in their lessons on oral sex, as you can get HIV/AIDS through oral sex. Anyways, I just know when I was that age, it was embarrassing enough to sit in class and learn about having a period, erections, vaginas and penis' and stuff like that. I probably would have died from embarrassment if they threw oral sex into the mix.... those poor kids. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

05-11-2004, 03:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I think I would have died laughing if our sex education teacher (also our English teacher) would have sat us all down in class and gone over the techniques of oral sex.... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-11-2004, 06:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	My sex education teacher was fit. I wouldn't have minded staying behind after a lesson with her __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-11-2004, 07:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Not mine, mine was one of those 30 something bachelorettes that will probably end up dying alone. You know, one of those ones that isn't quite ugly, but not quite pretty either, just sorta creepy. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-12-2004, 12:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Cym's hot for teacher __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

05-13-2004, 04:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	hmm i love that song hot for teacher!!!! __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

05-13-2004, 05:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Haven't heard it, but I don't like Van Halen. I wonder if I can track that one down acctually...I've got a great pick up line: "Hi, Miss, Remember me? I was wondering if you'd like to see what you think of the skills you tought me....Wanna come to my place and give me some home schooling?" __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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