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Old 05-13-2004, 10:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A fair article on the Turkish "Star TreK"

I've seen it...it is bad: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2146
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Old 05-13-2004, 12:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've seen it...it is bad
Would you say it is a ...TURKEY?!??!?!
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Old 05-13-2004, 05:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Holy crap on a fudgestick that was bad!
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Old 05-13-2004, 07:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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From what I understand Turkeywood also produced a STAR WARS as well.
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Old 05-13-2004, 07:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Those birds in miniskirts sorta helped it a bit though....
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Old 05-13-2004, 07:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I scour the InterNet looking for things like this when I'm not spamming Fred Durst's Xanga blog...

Occasionally (like RIGHT NOW) someone sells a video-cd of this on E-Bay. I'd buy it but the seller is in Istambul (not Constantinople) and doesn't accept PayPal.
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Old 05-13-2004, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The seller takes Western Union, so hopefully soon I will have a copy. He's also selling the Turkeywood versions of STAR WARS and ZORRO.
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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The sequel: http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?typ...h&display=1840
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I think the inclusion of the name "Turkey" next to any franchise name should be fair warning...
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