The Real Dr Mccoy

Well, I finally got the home machine up and running, which means I'm going to be posting here again. It looks like I've missed a fair bit, so if anyone feels generous enough to give me a summary of the past... uhhh.. year(!?!??!), it would be muchly appreciated.

...A round on me!

-The Doctor

Stag

Welcome back Doc, great to see you. Although I don't think I was here when you were last around. But I'll take the bull by the horns and give you the highlights.

So in a nutshell here is what has been going on...

I joined in June or July and I post every now and again
Arik dropped his nom de plum
Cujo is somewhere, usually in the Arcade kicking my ass
Sirgets has joined the Canadian Army to make sure Canadian Bacon is able to get to market safely
Bean has slathered his sack in melted butter to cure an itching problem
Cymro and I are now lovers, don't tell anyone (who would think he could be so submissive)
Brikar produces quality reading on a regular basis
Lens drops by now and again and posts some cool art work
Daxie posts whenever the planets are in the correct alignment to allow WebTV to interface with anything
Several versions of the board have come and gone
The bar now has a pool out back
Several women have joined the board. This officially removes us from the list of internet sausage factory sites
We have an arcade
Several posts bemoaning the fate of Firefly and Angel

That is it in a nutshell, thanks for the drink...Barkeep, one shot fo tequila por favor.

Ohh, one more thing, that buck toothed flea bag, the beaver still lurks around here somewhere.

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Arik

Welcome back.

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The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

Bean

*Seemingly out of nowhere, the beaver strikes with lightning speed and agility. Stag has no time to even wonder where the attacker is coming from, let alone his intended target. And just as fast as he appeared, the beaver is gone again. Stag sits with his drink, wondering what has just happened, while the patrons all huddle together and snicker at him. Stag suddenly feels drafty and realizes the Beavers target. He looks down to find his pants gone, leaving him sitting at the bar with his drink wearing a shirt and a pair of womens panties.*

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

The Real Dr Mccoy

*The Doctor is left speechless by the juxtaposition of Stag's moniker and his apparent choice of underwear*

"Barkeep... No more drinks with umbrellas in them for Stag. They're taking their toll."

Bean

Oh yeah, cause it's the booze that mkes him like that right?

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

Well at least they are not in a bunch

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Cymro

Or up his crack, I hate cleaning his thongs for him.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Daxie

Yes! The internet godz have seen fit to allow webtv to connect today!

*checks out Stag in his panties* HEY! I have a pair like that!

What's up Doc? (sorry, couldn't help meself)
Welcome back

Yes, I was a 'guest' for awhile and gave Arik a huge headache over it... he has since learned to keep plenty of asprin on hand for "Daxie Emergancies"

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

Actually, they'd look kinda cute all tangled up

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk