Arik

The Men Commandments

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The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

Sirgets

Lmao!!!!!

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Cymro

LOL, I guess Cujo needs to get rid of his cat...

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

I guess I need to get rid of BOTH of my cats. And I suppose crying at Spocks eulogy at the end of TWOK is a no no as well.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Daxie

LOL! If you wreck your boss's car, you'd better cry... a lot!

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Arik

Do you pee sitting down, too?

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The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

Cymro

Honestly, I haven't cried after watching a film or TV since I was like 10 or something. When I see something *touching* I just laugh for no reason, it's weird, I can even feel the little tear coming, but then I just laugh and think "What the Fuck???".

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Brikar

Sounds like latent homosexual tendencies to me...

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Daxie

Cymro: President of The Manly Men Club.
"I'm not just the president, I'm also a member!"

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cymro

Sounds like you mother when I fucked her hard in the ass and she liked it!!!!

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."