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06-01-2004, 08:48 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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   |  Cool Job i have been reading a book called "The World's Most Dangerous Places" it is basically a travel guide to the dangerous shithole countries around the world and what to avoid if you lose your mind and want to travel to one of these countries. I was reading the chapter on Afghanistan, and it talks about some of the movers and shakers in the country. There is a listing for an Afghan Warlord named Sayed Jafar Naderi. He is a fan of Bon Jovi, sex, drugs and rock and roll. When asked why he left New Jersey to return to Afghanistan where he was born to become a Warlord. his response was: "Because I can fuck or kill anyone I want!" Sounds like a good job, nice benefits, wonder where we can apply. I'm going to check Monster.com.
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06-02-2004, 12:34 PM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
| WANTED: Warlords to rule third world country. No exp. needed, WILL TRAIN. Benefits include: No indoor plumbing, 150° in shade, and all the sex and drugs you can handle. TOP PAY! Intrested applicants fax resume to: (809)555-1438
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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06-02-2004, 01:59 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| *frantically searches for most recent resume*
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-03-2004, 11:57 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Yeah, sounds like an ideal job for you.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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06-03-2004, 03:07 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Wouldn't it be great? I think I can honestly say that it would be the perfect job.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-03-2004, 05:13 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| It'd be like playing Vice City, only in real life!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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06-03-2004, 06:06 PM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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| I can see Bean as a warlord, he's have all the women lined up for the picking... you're my hoe, you're my hoe, you need to go back to work in the feild, you're my hoe, hoe, hoe, hoe, field...
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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06-03-2004, 09:04 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Don't worry Daxie, I wouldn't make you work in the field, you could be one of my senior ho's. 
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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06-03-2004, 10:03 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| Ho in Cheif
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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