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Old 06-27-2004, 09:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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BERLIN - Conservative politicians are urging German men to have more sex to boost birth rates or risk being labeled “limp” abroad, a newspaper reported on Friday.

Johannes Singhammer, a member of parliament and father of six, said Germany’s aging population needed to produce more offspring to sustain its overstretched pensions system.

“Children are our future,” Singhammer told Germany’s Bild newspaper. “Germans need to work more on that again in bed. Things mustn’t get to the stage where German men are scoffed at abroad for being limp.”
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Why can't we get conservative politicians like that here?
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It's the conservative politicians that are having the most sex...
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It certainly isn;t the German women -- any of them that I have been with are insatiable.
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It's the conservative politicians that are having the most sex...
Yeah, but over here they insist on trying to make you feel guilty about it.

Over there, they insist on making you feel guilty if you aren't doing it.
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