Arik

Just a quick reminder, tonight I'm taking the bar down to transfer it to my new host.

Downtime will be about 24-72 hours.

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Bean

And I'd like to remind everyone that my scrotum is still itchy.

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Cymro

And I'd like to remind Bean that butter can be perscribed by the NHS for cronic scrotum itchiness.

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Gitch

Yeah, but private health companies only prescribe margarine.

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Arik

Those bastards.

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Daxie

MEH! Just go to the grocery and buy some butter... it's cheaper than a perscription.

Doc's fee: $50
Lab fee: $500
Script butter: $60
OTC butter: $2.50
Relief form itching: Priceless

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Stag

What about one of those butter sprays?

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Cymro

Which is exactly why we Brits came up with the idea of the NHS - to spread out the costs of relieving male genital irritation, and making butter availible to everyone who needs it, whether they be franticly scratching at a red raw scrotum, or simply trying to make toast.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."