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Old 07-17-2004, 08:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!

It's my Birthday! Yea!
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Old 07-17-2004, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
you talk like a lesbian,
and you drink like one too!


Let me be the first to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY Daxie. Salutations to my favourite Ho.

Barkeep, Daxie drinks for free!
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Old 07-17-2004, 12:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hbd! Hbd! Chug Chug Chug
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Old 07-17-2004, 02:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2004, 03:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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HBD to you
HBD to you

You lick other kitties
They lick your kitty too

HBD Daxie...Let's try and not get pulled over this year.
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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In honour of your Birthday Daxie I am going to go and get drunk. Salut!
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Old 07-17-2004, 06:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I second that motion! Let's everybody get drunk tonight!
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If it helps, I was behind the bar making sure over 600 people got drunk tonight, they were all in your honour, I swear!
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Old 07-19-2004, 03:47 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Thank you all! Thank you

I do have to say that this was the best b'day ever!

My aunt & uncle had a party at their house yesterday for me... bbq, live DJ, karoke, dancing, bartender the whole thing... needless to say I didn't get home till 7pm this evening.... and I'm still wondering why I have a big bruise on my back!

Well... this one will definately go down in the history book!
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Old 07-19-2004, 04:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Sounds like a special occassion - may I be rude enough to ask if it was a sigificant birthday?
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