Stag

We were having an enlightened discussion at the bar on Saturday night, men and women were involved, and we were trying to determine which was more uncomfortable situation to address while you are on a date -- itchy balls for a guy or itchy breasts for a woman.

My point was if you have itchy balls and you try to casually scratch them, it may look like your trying to get off while with your date. Where as a woman can very easily scratch herself without being noticed.

The female response was that they are so used to seeing guys grab themselves that it probably wouldn't be noticed.

Then in the middle of the discussion, someone decided that anal itch was the worst itch to scratch, regardless of gender.

Discuss

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Cymro

Balls, because it means I have to keep a thermas filled with hot butter with me at all times.

*Scratch* *Scratch*

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

Hah -- it looks like anus is leading by a nose

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Daxie

'Smelly figer'? I don't EVEN wanna know where that finger had been

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