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07-30-2004, 04:23 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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 |  There are smart religious people, and then there are these guys... Holy SHIT this is hilarious, especially the evolution quiz and Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew! Read it and weep (at the stupidity): http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-30-2004, 10:44 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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 | Hmmmm.... OK... I understand that the site is for children... very young children I would say.... but the Bible also teaches us to be tolerant of others and not to judge one another, so I take issue with that site teaching children that other peoples beliefs and religions means that they are "grouchy" and to view them as stupid. Yes, even though the Bible does say that there is only one God, society and maturity teaches us to be open to other cultures. I don't know... I find it a bit unchristian-like for a supposedly christian-based site to teach children to be closed minded towards people who follow other religions. just my opinion. BTW... "if you see an athiest run and tell a partent or pastor"???? WTF???
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07-30-2004, 01:30 PM
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| Senior Member  Join Date: Dec 1969
Posts: 132
| Holy shit...I look JUST LIKE the grumpy athiest, which I am! TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! "You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them"
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07-30-2004, 03:25 PM
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| Lover AND a Fighter  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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  | LMAO!!! This site is hilarious! Q - "Hey Professor! Haven't dinos been extint for millions of years?" A - "Wrong little buddy... Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas! And the Earth is less than 10,000 years old!" How fucked up is that?
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07-30-2004, 04:41 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Even better than that, Cuj, is the one that says the T-Rex was a herbivore so everyone on Noah's Ark was safe. Now they're telling us there were T-Rexes on Noah's Ark? What the shit? If you click around, there's some great stuff about Christian guerilla tactics on converting the "unsaved" at the mall. It's hilarious.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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