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07-30-2004, 07:41 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
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   |  Gitch has the line of the day--- Over at TW, Scorned and Anderson are going at it before Anderson got suspended for two weeks. Anyway, He calls Scorned a 'Fucktard' causing much consternation over the meaning of the word. Gitch came up with the following: I've been giving some thought as to what a "Fucktard" could be - the best I can come up with is a Leotard with strategically placed holes... I actually laughed out loud at work. Nice job...hmm smart AND funny. I kind of thought a fucktard was that slow girl in high school that gave up "the goods" whenever you asked for 'em.
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07-30-2004, 10:07 PM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
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  | I'm constantly amazed that HR doesn't come and talk to me about visiting this site while I'm at work. 
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08-01-2004, 08:31 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
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| You guys have me laughing so I'm crying! Damn that's funny!
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08-04-2004, 11:44 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| Ahhh, that wonderful UK wit. I knew there was a reason I liked Gitch.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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08-04-2004, 03:53 PM
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| Cymro's Bitch  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio
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08-04-2004, 04:19 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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08-04-2004, 05:07 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| Pfffft duh. The stresses of your shitty job require you coming here during work hours, or you'll take a can of kerosene to the place.
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08-05-2004, 11:33 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| Exactly my though. Although I'm not sure that kerosene would be my best option. Not enough punch in a kerosene fire, I was thinking more along the lines of dynamite..
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