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| Astro-Monkey | Story...Yahoo Quote:
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Somehow, that's wicked awesom and wicked lame at the same time...
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| Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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![]() | I remember having some arsehole driving a half metre off my rear bumper a few years ago because I was travelling "too slow". I was in a 15 year old Vauxhall Chevette (also known as a "Shove it" due to its unreliability). I was doing 80mph (130Kph) on a 70mph (110Kph) two lane motorway. There were lorries on the inside lane and I was struggling a bit to overtake them. This guy came right up to my bumper blasting his horn and flashiing his lights. As an inexperienced driver it was very frightening. I finally got the old girl up to almost 90 (145Kph) - which according to the manual it shouldn't have been able to do fresh off the factory floor. The engine sounded terrible. When I finally passed the Lorries, I indicated to move back into the inside lane and the bastard undertook me. To put it in context, undertaking is illegal in the UK and we simply don't expect it, so I nearly side-swiped him, causing him to travel up the hard shoulder. He then cut back in front of me and stamped on the brakes repeatedly - particularly foolish given that the brakes in his brand new car would be twice the power at least of those in my old banger. Finally he fucked off and I was left shaking for the next couple of miles. I didn't have a mobile phone at the time, but I memorised his plate and contemplated pulling off he motorway to alert the police - something was seriously wrong with that man.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I hate people like that.
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| Patrons | People are stupid. Personaly, I think they should give an IQ test when you get your license... some people just shouldn't be on the road. Chevette heh! ... around here we call them shitvette.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I've never even HEARD of a Chevette...
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| It's me again | Quote:
Here you go... http://www.chevettes.com/showroom.php?section=na&page=5
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Alright, yeh, I've seen a few of those around, but I never knew what they were called or anything.
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| It's me again | I can't believe you did lust to have on once you saw it. I used to car pool to college with this girl who had one, it was orange. She had to put two quarts of oil in it every week and it had no oil leaks, just burned it up. What a crap pile.
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| Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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![]() | That bears only a passing resemblance to the Two (!) I owned. However, GM has long had two European subsidiaries, Vauxhall (UK) and Opel (Identical but rebadged for mainland Europe) - most Vauxhalls are very different to the models you drive in North America and are built locally - we also don't get Plymouths etc. The same was true of Ford. I nearly fell off my seat when I saw a Ford Focus in an American film - until recently I never recognised any US Fords.
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