My face is swelled!

iamspenagain · 07-31-2004, 02:33 AM

So they cut into my face, cracked my upper jaw, and moved it forward yesterday. Wired my jaws shut, too. I'm on a liquid diet for four weeks.

Life sucks.

Arik · 07-31-2004, 02:44 AM

4 weeks? Wow. That does suck.

Sorry. But since you're on a liquid diet, let me buy you a drink.

iamspenagain · 07-31-2004, 02:47 AM

Not too much. I can't puke, otherwise I'd have to cut the wires. Then get my face rewired.

No thanks.

Arik · 07-31-2004, 03:29 AM

D'ou! What was I thinking?

Stag · 07-31-2004, 03:32 PM

Do mind if I ask why you had to have this done 'spen

iamspenagain · 07-31-2004, 08:01 PM

I had an underbite because my upper jaw was underdeveloped. The problem was corrected. Rather undesirably.

Daxie · 08-01-2004, 08:12 AM

OW! Damn dude! That sounds painful... hope they put you on some kind of good drugs.

Well... look on the bright side... 4 weeks on a liquid diet, you'll loose weight

Although, I do have to ask... was the underbite so bad that you had to go thru this tourture?

Brikar · 08-01-2004, 12:06 PM

Anything where they PURPOSEFULLY break a part of your body just doesn't seem right to me. But look on the bright side - at least there aren't any bones in the penis!

Cymro · 08-10-2004, 04:40 PM

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at least there aren't any bones in the penis!

That depends if there are any hot naked women in the room....

Bean · 08-10-2004, 04:42 PM

CYMRO'S BACK!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!!

Crappy stuff Spen. Look at it this way, you can be the bars designated driver four the next little while

07-31-2004, 02:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 496	My face is swelled! So they cut into my face, cracked my upper jaw, and moved it forward yesterday. Wired my jaws shut, too. I'm on a liquid diet for four weeks. Life sucks. __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

07-31-2004, 02:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	4 weeks? Wow. That does suck. Sorry. But since you're on a liquid diet, let me buy you a drink. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

07-31-2004, 02:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 496	Not too much. I can't puke, otherwise I'd have to cut the wires. Then get my face rewired. No thanks. __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

07-31-2004, 03:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	D'ou! What was I thinking? __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

07-31-2004, 03:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Do mind if I ask why you had to have this done 'spen __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-31-2004, 08:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 496	I had an underbite because my upper jaw was underdeveloped. The problem was corrected. Rather undesirably. __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

08-01-2004, 08:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	OW! Damn dude! That sounds painful... hope they put you on some kind of good drugs. Well... look on the bright side... 4 weeks on a liquid diet, you'll loose weight Although, I do have to ask... was the underbite so bad that you had to go thru this tourture? __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

08-01-2004, 12:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Anything where they PURPOSEFULLY break a part of your body just doesn't seem right to me. But look on the bright side - at least there aren't any bones in the penis! __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

08-10-2004, 04:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	CYMRO'S BACK!!!! YAYYYYY!!!!! Crappy stuff Spen. Look at it this way, you can be the bars designated driver four the next little while __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

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