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Old 08-07-2004, 04:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New Zealand prostitutes get 'How To' guide

August 01 2004 at 01:39PM

Auckland - The New Zealand government, having taken the step of legalising prostitution, has now issued a guide for sex workers.

The 100-page Occupational Safety and Health guide to safe sex practices has been launched on a government website with the caution: "Warning: this document contains sexually explicit material".

The recommendations - which the New Zealand Herald said Saturday will also be distributed to brothels and sex workers - include detailed advice on safe sex practices such as the storage and handling of sex toys and disinfecting equipment.

Employers are asked to ensure condoms in a variety of shapes and sizes are always available, and to provide beds that support the back for a variety of services to be performed without strain or discomfort.

Sex workers are cautioned to watch out for occupational overuse syndrome, often caused by rapid repetitive tasks or forceful movements, and to carry a small torch in case they need to check clients for sexually transmitted diseases.

Comprehensive training of staff in the safe use of all equipment, particularly for fantasy work, is also recommended.

Since last year's prostitution reform legislation, the New Zealand government has also issued a "how to" guide for anyone wishing to set up a brothel.


This article was originally published on August 01, 2004
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Somehow I think that reading a How To guide like that would take all the fun out of it.
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WHAT!!! YOU ARE GOING TO STICK THAT WHERE?!?!?!?!
I GOTTA FIND THE MANUAL ON THIS - THAT CAN"T BE RIGHT
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