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07-24-2003, 07:30 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
   |  I am a Corporate Trainer, and today in class (which is filled with about 30 mangers and other corporate types) this woman screams out... "OH, IT'S MR. PUSSY FACE!!!" I nearly died from trying to hold in the laughter. She was having a side conversation with the guy next to her about some guy who used to work here, whose name she couldn't remember. Damn, I'm still laughing about this.
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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07-24-2003, 07:51 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: A tall tree
Posts: 284
| With a nickname "Mr. Pussy Face"....well.... I'm thinkin that's not the first time she's screamed out his "name" Awww... this is great.. my first post and I'm talking about cunnilingus!!! YAY If this doesn't make me popular in one post I dunno what'll do it  |
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07-24-2003, 07:55 PM
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| AKA SIRGETS  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH!
Posts: 1,118
| First impressions are always the most important one. Welcome Pencil Monkey. Drinks are on Lensman in the bar.
__________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro |
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07-24-2003, 08:00 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Welcome to the bar, Monkey. For the whole Deal on this place, please visit The Bar>Everyone Booze Up & Riot
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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07-24-2003, 10:40 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| I'm trying to figure out why this anecdote was funny?? Welcome to the board though Stag, and Monkey.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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07-25-2003, 06:43 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Humor is lost on you.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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07-25-2003, 12:13 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| Yeah, pussy face
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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07-25-2003, 01:24 PM
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| It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
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My first name is Matt if that is of any help.
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07-25-2003, 01:40 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| Hey, maybe you guys live nearby in NY, then you can get together for tea parties or something.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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