A-Team exonerated!

Brikar · 08-11-2004, 03:06 AM

Check it out, guys: http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4032&n=1

This is my favorite part of the whole thing:

Quote:

The A-Team members said that, although they presume the army's offer of freedom is legitimate, they have taken precautions.

"We formed a backup plan in case things turn out to be on the jazz," Peck said, using the team's code phrase for a troublesome situation. "Murdock's gonna perch a helicopter on top of the courtroom. B.A. found a broken Howitzer in a junkyard, got it working again, and got it mounted in our van. We also have a whole team of troubled teens B.A. befriended and taught valuable lessons. They placed explosives throughout the courtroom and along our subterranean escape route. If need be, they'll blow that courtroom apart."

Peck admitted that their escape plan might be too crazy to work, acknowledging the possibility that he will be punched in the face during the escape. He also noted that stacks of cardboard boxes might break the falls of the military personnel thrown into the air by the A-Team's explosives.

"Just to be safe, I romanced a beautiful court stenographer and convinced her to smuggle some smoke bombs in with her," Peck said. "All in a day's work."

I love the Onion.

Stag · 08-11-2004, 05:35 AM

I once dated a girl who I thought was smuggling smoke bombs, turns out she was just lighting her farts on fire and started a small brush fire in her pants.

So sad....

ManchVegas · 08-11-2004, 02:04 PM

You sure know how to pick 'em....

Brikar · 08-11-2004, 11:10 PM

Classy.

Gitch · 08-11-2004, 11:45 PM

Do you still have her number to hand?

08-11-2004, 05:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	I once dated a girl who I thought was smuggling smoke bombs, turns out she was just lighting her farts on fire and started a small brush fire in her pants. So sad.... __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Classy. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

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