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Old 08-12-2004, 05:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Alien device found in Russia

They're coming!!!

Proof found in Russia...

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/20...nt_1766126.htm
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Old 08-12-2004, 05:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Here's another article...

UFO 'wreckage' found in Siberia
From correspondents in Moscow
Agence France-Presse
August 12, 2004

RUSSIAN scientists have discovered the wreck of an alien device at the site of an unexplained explosion in Siberia almost a hundred years ago, the Interfax news agency has reported.

The scientists, who belong to the Tunguska space phenomenon public state fund, said they found the remains of an extra-terrestrial device that allegedly crashed near the Tunguska river in Siberia in 1908.

They also claim to have discovered a 50kg rock which they have sent to the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk for analysis.

The Tunguska blast, in a desolate part of Siberia, remains one of the 20th century's biggest scientific mysteries.

On June 30, 1908, what is widely believed to be a meteorite exploded a few kilometres above the Tunguska river, in a blast that was felt hundreds of kilometres away and devastated over 2000 square kilometres of Siberian forest.

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Old 08-12-2004, 08:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing?

So what do you guys think about this Shatner thing? Because a lot of the folks on TW are just going ape-shit over the prospect of Bill appering on ENT this coming season.

Sure, I'll probably check out the episode, but what's with all this Kirk-worship? Did I miss something? So many folks have been sucking Shatner's cock lately and I'm just wondering what all the fuss is about. Since when was resurrecting Kirk the answer for solving everything that's gone wrong with the franchise?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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While I'm rather pleased to see you here at the bar Ro, I think you may have posted this in the wrong thread
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Old 08-13-2004, 12:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I suspect that know he is 70 they want him to appear before he snuffs it :-)

Or maybe he's threatening another autobiography and they don't want to be on his shitlist.
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Old 08-13-2004, 05:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hmmm...Archer or Kirk....I know which one I'd pick! Of co6urs3e, Picard b3ea4ts all. Pl3eas3e no4t3e 4tha4t I dropp3ed orang3e j6uic3e on my k3eyboard 4this morning so all 4th3e 4top l3ev3el k3eys s3e3em 4to hav3e b3e3en crosswir3ed wi4th 4th3e n6umb3ers. Sorry for 4tgh3e inconv3eni3enc3e.
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Stop it with that stupid internet slang! It's stupid!
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Pl3eas3e no4t3e 4tha4t I dropp3ed orang3e j6uic3e on my k3eyboard 4this morning so all 4th3e 4top l3ev3el k3eys s3e3em 4to hav3e b3e3en crosswir3ed wi4th 4th3e n6umb3ers. Sorry for 4tgh3e inconv3eni3enc3e.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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Spare keyboard is out. Of course, it sorta dates back to a Compaq from like '94 or something.
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Oh c'mon, use the other one, PLEASE!! I don't think I've laughed like that in ten years or more.
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