Stag

Heh heh...

Funny excerpt from the NY Daily News...



Moby's big night

Moby is still committed to convincing people he's straight.

Appearing at a storytelling event sponsored by The Moth, the rave rajah spun an interesting tale about a debauched night he'd spent in Times Square.

He'd started the evening in question, about six months ago, at a benefit hosted by Bette Midler. Having had a bit too much to drink, he decided to make his first trip to a gentleman's club. One of the dancers offered him a lap dance.

Instead, he gave her $400 just to talk. "She gave me a bag of cocaine," Moby told an audience Monday night at the China Club. "I'm 38, but I'd never done coke before. I didn't know you were supposed to share."

When he told the stripper he'd Hoovered her bag, she "got very aggressive." He tried to calm her down by buying a $400 bottle of Champagne.

Around 2 a.m., after soiling his "sleazy Versace suit" during an emergency trip to the bathroom, he figured it was time to go home. When the tiny techno-rocker couldn't get to sleep, he called an ex-girlfriend, who offered to come over. "We made love all night," he remembered. Hey, bud, thanks for sharing.

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Gitch

Sorry - he went to a Bette Midler concert. The man's in denial. Big time.

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Stag

Well, duh...

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Bean

You know, I find that story sounds remarkably like bullshit, even coming from a *cough* celebrity.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

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