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| It's me again | Hey just saw that today is your 29th b-day --- Happy Birthday Dude. Truly, all the best to you. Drink all you want, you don't have to pay on your birthday, today all drinks will be paid for by Bean's crazy ex. Well, we'll send her the bar tab at least, and videotape her reaction that should be worth some giggles. So, barkeep, give me friend whatever he wants, a jack and coke for me and someone drop a nickle in the jukebox, lets crank some Chronic Harlot and get piss drunk.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
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| Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
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![]() | Well lets at least get some decent champange. I've always fancied trying to down a whole Nebuchanezer Its also my Mum's Birthday. I sent her a text message (she's on holiday in Europe) but she's not replied. This is slightly worrying considering that she texted me yesterday to ask me to block Dad's mobile which had just been stolen in Austria. She can't have had hers stolen too surely... ![]()
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| Religious Fanatic | Mod3er3era4t3ely pric3ed non - vin4tag3e champagn3e?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | "Would you like some sham-paggin?" "It's pronounced 'sham-pain'." "AAAAAhhhhhhh I'm worthless!"
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| The Awesome One | It's your moms birthday too Gitch? Well heck, as long as my ex is paying, everyone belly up to the bar. Dom Perignon (sp?) all around. Bean knocks back half a bottle and notices that the initial fizziness has left the rest. He throws the half full bottle into the trash can. *Barkeep, another bottle, and keep em coming!*
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| Religious Fanatic | NO, DON'T THROW IT IN THE BIN!!!! *Cymro tries to dive for the bin, but is too late, the beaver gets there first, drinks all the champagne in the bottle, and goes on a rampage* We're not supposed to give him alchohol, remember! Ah, well... Barkeep, give me your most expensive, best tasting, strongest beer, and keep THAT coming. None of that glorified grape-juice for me, thank you.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Pornstar | Thank you, my friends. Yes, I've turned 29. I dont particularly like being only a year away from 30 though . However, my new girlfriend Rachael softened the blow with a great gift--the Buffy Season 2 DVD set. I've adored my DVD sets of season 4, season 5 and (my personal favorite) season 6, but I have to say I wasn't as hip to season 2. The writing is just as outstanding as it is in later years, but there's just something about David Boreanas I dont like. Still, it was great to finally see the much ballyhooed 'Angel loses his soul' arc. Incredibly, BVS has supplanted Six Feet Under as my favorite show of all time...and I only started watching it on DVD in June! Now, all I gotta do is pick up season's 3 & 7.
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I thought Season 2 and Season 3 were where this show was tops. Have you tried watching "Angel" yet? Once you get to seasons 3 and 4, I think you'll have changed your mind about David Boreanaz.
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