Stag

I was going through my CDs today and trying to organize them and I came across a CD from a band called The Bloodhound Gang.

There was a song I listened to while I was going through my divorce trials and tribulations, it made me feel good in my anger. The song is called 'I Hope You Die'. Listened to it today and it still made me feel better. Ahhhh.

So knowing the nonsense going on between you and the ex, I hereby give you the lyrics...Enjoy...Granted it loses something without the music, but maybe you can download it


You must die I alone am best!

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve
In front of the Beatles' tour bus
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope your Pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner
Perhaps even the British Royal Family
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we can't forget the newlyweds
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope you die

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Daxie

well that's a pretty screwed up song

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Sirgets

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

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Stag

It's a great song to play in the background during lovemaking.

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Bean

Actually, I prefer their song "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk". It suits my oldest sons mother so much better

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

That and "Lapdances are better when the stripper's crying" is good also.

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Bean

heh heh. Bloodhound Gang is classic stuff

If you like their stuff, I recommend you download "Too high for the supermarket" by "The Uninvited". Same type of humour.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

Oh it is supposed to be humor?!?!?

Sheesh, I was tking it seriously. I thought the songs were rules to live by...damn

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Bean

Oh but that's the beauty of it all. They may mean it as just humor, but you can actually live by the philosophy quite successfuly!

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Cymro

I need to find a
New Vagina
It's hard to rhyme a
Word Like Vagina

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."