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Old 08-16-2004, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I read it in Pravda, it must be true...



Nostradamus: Giant comet to collide with planet Earth on August 19th - 08/16/2004 18:47

The prophet predicted Greece would find itself in the epicenter of the impact

Leading newspapers, governmental institutions, public and scientific organizations started receiving anonymous emails this week with ?To all people of the Earth¦ in the subject line. The emails warn of a catastrophe which is supposedly to take place on August 13th or 14th 2004 at the Olympic Games opening. The anonymous writer refers to Nostradamus's 10th Century, Quatrain 74. The prophet predicted: ?The year of the great seventh number accomplished, It will appear at the time of the games of slaughter: Not far from the great millennial age, When the buried will go out from their tombs.¦

The terrifying prophecy is about the year 2004, the opening of the Olympic Games in Greece. There is yet another interpretation. American researcher of Nostradamus's legacy R.W. Welch wrote a book titled ?Comet of Nostradamus. August 2004 v Impact!¦ Welch analyzed 18 quatrains of the prophet and came to conclusion a giant comet will collide with planet Earth. It will explode in Greece after scorching the south of Europe. According to Welch's research, the impact will take place on August 19th, 2004.


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http://english.pravda.ru/printed.html?news_id=13781
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sucks to be Greek, then...
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Old 08-16-2004, 08:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's awesome, this means I can stop worrying about all my student loans!! YAYY!!!
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Hey Bean, do you have a degree or did you just spend it on Beer and drugs?
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That's my bestfriend's birthday, dammit! Well, at least now I dont have to buy him a gift.
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Hey Bean, do you have a degree or did you just spend it on Beer and drugs?
Meh, I was gonna go for the degree, but then realized I didn't want to work at Burger King.
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That's my bestfriend's birthday, dammit! Well, at least now I dont have to buy him a gift.
Even better, tell him instead of a gift you're planning something really big in honor of his birthday.
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Old 08-17-2004, 01:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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There's always the McDonald's Graduate Training Programme, although you may need a Masters for that - or perhaps not...
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You guys do know that there is ACTUALLY a McDonald's University, right?
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Yeah, I am a drop out...sniff sniff...I failed Filet-O-Fish 101 and McNugget Essentials in the same semester, plus calling that one hamburger a 'third of a pounder' all of the time kind of sealed my fate.
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