Stag

Sorry, Cym, it is getting tougher and tougher for you over there...what's next after this?


LONDON (Reuters) - Strippers and pole dancers should be banned from performing in stretch limousines, according to a British report.

Councillors from the mountainous Welsh county of Gwynedd said many limousine hire companies were providing the erotic dancers as entertainment for clients, but in-car striptease was an "inappropriate" activity.

"Lately, stretch limousines have been used more and more," said the report, released on Tuesday.

"Some operators are providing entertainment to clients within the vehicle which may involve inappropriate activities such as lap dancing, giving rise to concerns about indecency."

The new proposals recommend a blanket ban on striptease, lap dancing, pole dancing and "any other activity or performance of a like kind".

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Gitch

Are you allowed to remove your seat belt? Would that constitute unsafe sex?

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Cymro

Heh, and guess which county I live in!

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

Well don't apply for any limo driving jobs then

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Cymro

The sillyest thing is, one of the partners who own the company I work for is on the county council, and as a local nightclub chain, we are hosts to a lot worse than just lapdancing :P

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

Let me guess Cymro, this is either the result of a few rich, snotty jerkoffs on the council, or some otherwise useless group of frustrated middle-aged mothers. Am I close?

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--James T. Kirk

Cymro

Probably fifty/fifty, with a few preists in there too for good measure, obviously jealous that I can get a lapdance by a woman - my sexual preference, while they can't get one off an eight year old boy - their sexual preference, without being jailed.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."