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| Member Join Date: Aug 2004
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![]() | http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040817_2517.html Smarter than the average bear, eh Boo Boo? Let's make him/her an honorary member of The Astrobar, he/she'd fit right in! ![]()
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| The Awesome One | ROFLMFAO!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! But seriuously, I know that bear, he's actually an old friend of the Beavers ![]()
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| Religious Fanatic | Wow...there's something to think about...what was the first thing you ever got drunk on? Crap...that's a BASTARD of a question...I was 14...or was it 13? Erm...I remember, a mixture of Kroembourg, Carling, Stella, Budweiser and Strongbow cider. How the hell I got away with going around the pubs at 14 I don't know, but I remember trying to teach a busking tramp how to play "Smells Like Teen Spirit" afterward, then telling him he was never going to get any money by playing Folk music, and athough I can't remember it, apparantly I tried to steal his guitar...
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| The Awesome One | First thing I ever got drunk on was Oland Export. Old peoples beer I guess. First hard liquor I got drunk on was Vodka, since that fateful day, Vodka and I haven't been on speaking terms...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| Member Join Date: Aug 2004
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![]() | By the way, everyone gets the Labatts reference as a nod to their US TV ads with the bear who apparently gets laid a lot, right? ![]()
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